Pass-Off Story; Continue in Comments
Okay, everyone should know the rules of the pass-off story: Limit one sentence/clause per person per post, no run-ons, lists or otherwise cheating. Without further ado...
Once upon a time, there was an orange penguin named Alphonse.
Once upon a time, there was an orange penguin named Alphonse.
posted by Third at 2:10 AM
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All the other penguins would have made fun of him except that he painted himself every day to look like a normal penguin.
All was going splendidly, until the day his neighborhood paint mixing store stopped stocking black, saying there just wasn't much call for it in Antarctica.
Needless to say, Antarctica is a particularly poor place to find such things.
So, he decided that his only option was to go on a epic journey to find some black stuff.
Filled with a renewed determination, he strapped on his state of the art jetpack and set off.
Speeding across the miles of blue, southern Atlantic Ocean, his spiffy jet back began to sputter as it ran out of fuel.
"Filthy son of a bitch," Alphonse would have said, if penguins could swear.
With the clarity that impending doom usually brings, he suddenly remembers the flying pills he brought along in his tuxedo pocket!
"Well," thought Alphonse, "i can still glide; maybe i can find a whale, they always have candy."
Fortunately, the aliens were extremely friendly, and not only refilled, but vastly improved his jet-pack, and gave him a lot of space-candy.
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