Sunday, November 14, 2004

Pass-Off Story; Continue in Comments

Okay, everyone should know the rules of the pass-off story: Limit one sentence/clause per person per post, no run-ons, lists or otherwise cheating. Without further ado...


Once upon a time, there was an orange penguin named Alphonse.

15 Comments:

Blogger badlovemojo said...

All the other penguins would have made fun of him except that he painted himself every day to look like a normal penguin.

1:36 AM  
Blogger Third said...

All was going splendidly, until the day his neighborhood paint mixing store stopped stocking black, saying there just wasn't much call for it in Antarctica.

1:24 AM  
Blogger Cyber Ghost said...

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2:59 AM  
Blogger Cyber Ghost said...

Desprate to blend in, he decides to try other substances that would color him black.

3:01 AM  
Blogger Third said...

Needless to say, Antarctica is a particularly poor place to find such things.

12:48 AM  
Blogger badlovemojo said...

So, he decided that his only option was to go on a epic journey to find some black stuff.

12:56 AM  
Blogger Third said...

Filled with a renewed determination, he strapped on his state of the art jetpack and set off.

2:03 AM  
Blogger Go said...

Speeding across the miles of blue, southern Atlantic Ocean, his spiffy jet back began to sputter as it ran out of fuel.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Third said...

"Filthy son of a bitch," Alphonse would have said, if penguins could swear.

12:03 AM  
Blogger Cyber Ghost said...

The jet pack puffs out and he starts falling..

12:10 AM  
Blogger Third said...

With the clarity that impending doom usually brings, he suddenly remembers the flying pills he brought along in his tuxedo pocket!

1:11 AM  
Blogger Smurfie said...

These pills, however, need to be followed by a large amount of candy, candy he did not have.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Third said...

"Well," thought Alphonse, "i can still glide; maybe i can find a whale, they always have candy."

11:19 PM  
Blogger Cyber Ghost said...

All of his thinking left him too destracted to notice that he was about to land onto the deck of a rather large ship passing below.

1:58 AM  
Blogger Third said...

Fortunately, the aliens were extremely friendly, and not only refilled, but vastly improved his jet-pack, and gave him a lot of space-candy.

11:04 PM  

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